Here are more lengthy ( by which I do not mean boring) feature stories. Most of them start somewhere and end elsewhere.

Sounds You Have Heard Before … Classic sound effects age well, like a fine Cabernet.

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The Doomsday PSA … The story of the last public service announcement we would ever hear.

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I Love Cuban Music … Some time ago, after I moved to Florida, there was a rumor Fidel Castro had died. In Illinois this would have been mildly interesting. In South Florida, the interest factor was not mild, but picante.

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Kirby Stone … The singing guy of the early sixties who made fun of singing guys of the early sixties.

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Many Happy Returns … The story of a dream, a gift, and a blown out candle. And the answer is I have no idea how much they actually got paid.

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Introducing … Dick Wagner … Richard Wagner …  Is more than Hitler’s favorite musician.

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Paddy Roberts … Is someone you should know.

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Zorro … You heard me. Zorro.

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The Singing Nun … She sounded way happier than she was.

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I Love Westerns … Everything about them. Like the music.

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Ma Nah Mah Nah … After squandering 15 minutes hearing this tune repeatedly, there will be those who wish me dead.

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