A random collection of something I riffed on at some point recently.

Classic Movie Sound Effects Part 1. In which Dave replays Castle Thunder, created for the original Frankenstein and recycled in a hundred movies.

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Classic Movie Sound Effects Part 2. Dave features the Universal Telephone Ring and the Classic Wilhelm Scream.

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The Governor Gets a Photogenic Makeover. He asks that we use a flattering photo. We decline.

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Happy Death Day Elvis. Elvis’ ties to Fort Lauderdale.

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Statistics and Hot Dogs. In which Hot Dog manufacturers make a federal case out of making overstuffed claims in ads. Really?

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Captain Tony’s Birthday. The iconic Key West saloonkeeper now has a holiday named for him there.

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Dave Prepares to Win the Powerball. I will buy the building in which I work and will have the fire department burn it down for practice.

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A Trillion Dollars. They’ve talked about it in Congress a lot lately. How much is it?

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Brian Wilson Comes to the Hard Rock. Dave speaks to the flawed and tragic genius that is the composer of Pet Sounds.

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Juno. The space probe, not the movie.

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The Funniest Joke in the World. No need for elaboration.

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Moon Walk Memories. How I remember it. How Buzz Aldrin monetized it.

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Remember Andrew Cunanan? South Florida’s favorite gay crazed serial killer.

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When Dave Will Win Powerball Wednesday. As God is my witness.

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Dave Breaks Bad on Breaking News Part One

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Dave Breaks Bad on Breaking News Part Two

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We Must Gain Wight to Save the Earth. For the good of all.

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4th of July Station Policy. Non-Judgemental Acceptance of Our Listeners’ Behavior.

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Dave remembers The Miami Serpentarium. Dave recollects his boyhood visit.

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Dave asks your help to save the Burt Reynolds Museum.  And it worked.

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Florida’s Governor and a Senator should be ashamed choosing special interests over Florida’s Everglades.

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Gloria Estefan pays tribute to her dad, who was in the failed Bay of Pigs invasion. We salute Gloria; South Florida’s sweetheart.

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Some guys discover a new element. Dave cares about this, why?

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Some talk shows pay fake callers. These are bad talk shows.

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Burn Notice starts new season filming in our back yard. This is about the Miami Springs episode.

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Palm Beach County runs the Lake O disaster of 2011 drill today. Practice for contingencies is mindful of the real disaster that struck in 1928.

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Cool Basketball Story about playing on the deck where Osama got the heave ho

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BP Won’t Pay for Dave’s Shoes.

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Dave Enters Pillsbury Bakeoff

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The Hapless Hopeless Marlins Require a Theme Song

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Sunken Treasure off the Treasure Coast

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Eula Johnson’s Day at the Beach 1961

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Canada Day 2011

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Astronaut E-mails

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Atlantis Final Flight and Dave is There

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